Looking in the Mirror Compact Funny

French Jokes

Who won the first Tour de France?
The 6th Panzer division.

Why do french tanks have rear-view mirrors?
To see the front line.

How many French troops does it take to defend Paris?
No one knows.

A middle school in Oregon

According to a radio report, a middle school in Oregon was faced with a unique problem. A number of girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the bathroom. That was fine, but after they put on their lipstick they would press their lips to the mirrors leaving dozens of little lip prints.

Finally the principal decided that something had to be done. She called all the girls to the bathroom and met them there with the custodian. She explained that all these lip prints were causing a major problem for the custodian who had to clean the mirrors every day. To demonstrate how difficult it was to clean the mirrors, she asked the custodian to clean one of the mirrors. He took out a long-handled brush, dipped it into the toilet and scrubbed the mirror.

Since then there have been no lip prints on the mirror.

I was watching an episode of "How it's Made" that was all
about how they make mirrors.

I'd like to be the guy that has to inspect the mirrors. That's a job I could really see myself doing.

I'd love to get myself a job inspecting mirrors!

I could really see myself doing that.

my doctor told me to watch my drinking

and so i bought some mirrors

Why does the French Military install rearview mirrors on their tanks?

So that they can see the battle.

Why do French tanks have rear view mirrors?

So that they can watch the battle.

I like to shave in front of my car's side view mirrors every morning.

that way, I can get a closer shave than it appears.

I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.

It's just something I could really see myself doing.

Kiss The Mirror

A middle school for girls was faced with a unique problem. A number of girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the bathroom. That was fine, but after they put on their lipstick they would press their lips to the mirrors leaving dozens of little lip prints. Finally the principal decided that something had to be done. She called several of the girls to the bathroom and met them there with the custodian. She explained that all these lip prints were causing a major problem for the custodian who had to clean the mirrors every day. To demonstrate how much work they were making for the custodian, she asked him to clean one of the mirrors while the girls watched. The custodian took a long-handled brush, dipped it into the nearest toilet, and proceeded to scrub the mirror. From that day on, the problem of lip prints on the mirrors was completely eliminated.

Why do University of Alabama graduates place their diplomas on their rear-view mirrors?

So they can park in handicap spots.

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Why do french tanks have rear mirrors?

So they can also see the front lines.

I've always had a deep connection with mirrors

I see a lot of myself in them

I've always wanted a job cleaning mirrors...

It's just something I can see myself doing.

Whenever I'm feeling stressed I go to the house of mirrors...

I find it's a really great place to reflect.

So the French army has recently installed rearview mirrors to their tanks.

That way, they can watch the fighting!

Did you hear about the latest innovation in french tanks?

Rear view mirrors so they can see the battles going on.

I hate taking pictures of mirrors.

The pictures always come out with some a**hole in them.

What color are mirrors?

I don't know, let's reflect on this.

How do you distinguish a French tank from a British tank?

The rear-view mirrors

post-graduate plans

My college counselor asked me what my post-graduate plans were, and I told her I was interested in cleaning mirrors. When she asked why, I just shrugged and told her it was a job I could see myself doing.

I should clean mirrors for a living.

It's a profession I see myself in.

Because telescopes work using mirrors...

We'll never know if there are any space vampires.

I'd like a job cleaning mirrors

Because it's something I can see myself doing

The man who invented distorted mirrors has died.

His funeral will be held in asymmetry.

Just went to view a house full of mirrors.

I thought, I can really see myself living here.

After years of reflection

I've decided to stop selling mirrors

I redid my entire house with mirrors...

You could say it really reflects who I am.

I only drink in Bars which have a lot of mirrors

Doctor has advised me to watch my drinking

My best friend tried to hide his drug dealing through a fake tobacco company and glass manufacturer.

It was all just smoke and mirrors.

Why do French tanks have mirrors?

So they could see the battle.

My psychologist told me....

My psychologist told me to stop being so narcissistic and surround myself with great people.

So I installed mirrors all over my house.

Cleaning mirrors for a living might not pay much

But it's definitely something I could see myself doing

A young man robbed a bank wearing a suit made of many mirrors

But he turned himself in after taking some time to reflect.

Luckily the judge was lenient as he saw a lot of himself in the young man.

I wonder how many vampires

have been run over by people who backup just using their mirrors

I want a job hanging mirrors..

I could really see myself doing it

I went house hunting over the weekend...

I went to see a house that had mirrors all over the walls and I could definitely see myself living there.

Why did the teacher have mirrors in her glasses?

So she could keep an eye on her pupils

A house without mirrors?

Can't see myself living there

My dream job is to be someone who creates mirrors

Because I can really see myself doing that

Got offered a job today

Its with a company that specialises in cleaning mirrors. Great pay and something I can really see my self doing.

Why do french tanks have rear view mirrors?

To see the battlefield

When you look really closely,..

all mirrors look like eyeballs.

You wanna know why I've been carrying mirrors everywhere lately?

My therapist says I need more time for reflecting.

I applied for work at a furniture factory and they said they had an opening for someone to inspect the mirrors.

I told them, "That's a job I could really see myself doing"

My mirror shop just went out of business.

I guess my bad mirrors reflected poorly on me.

French tanks in WW2 have special features

They have side mirrors so they can see the Germans when escaping.

In News Today, a fight was started downtown by a man wearing a suit completely made of mirrors.....

The police said the man apologised once he had time to sit down and reflect.

Why do French tanks have rear veiw mirrors

So they can see the battlefield

French tanks are the only ones in the world equipped with rear view mirrors.

This is so they can see the battlefield when they are driving.

Why do French military vehicles have rearview mirrors?

So they can see the front lines

Do you ever looked at someone and think, "DAMN this guy is UGLY as F**K"?

Anyway, I'm getting rid of all the mirrors in my house.

As of today, possession of mirrors will be outlawed.

This decision comes after a lot of reflection.

I got offered a job cleaning mirrors

It's something I can really see myself doing

I'm thinking about learning how to make mirrors

It's something I could really see myself doing

Making mirrors sounds like a good job

It's definitely something i can see myself doing

I am thinking about getting a job cleaning mirrors

I could see myself doing that

I'm considering a job installing mirrors, the pay isn't great

But it's a job I can see myself doing

Why do French tanks come equipped with rear view mirrors?

So they can see the battle.

Why do French tanks have rearview mirrors in them?